Woody Cavenaugh

The fast food chain Arbys has been running this campain blitz lately where they are talking about the ammount of "carbies" in their food they have. So in my neverending quest to get to the bottom of things I have done an exhaustive five or so minute web search for this mysterious "carby" to figure out what Arbys is talking about and should I be afraid of what I find.

Based on my research, the mysterious "carby" which Arbys is putting into their food is none other than essence of Abby Lockhart and John Carter from the NBC show ER. Eww...just Ewww!

I am not going to eat the combination of two actors from a medical show. Well, not unless they are vegans, or we are stranded someplace with no food.

I'm certainly not going to eat them in food from a fast food place.

Sara's theory is that Arbys has decited to use the made up word "carby" to replace the word "carbohydrate", but who would do something that sounds so completely stupid.