House Bill DRH50012-LG-3A Insanity says I!
NC Legislators having solved all of the other state's problems are working towards legislation making the Lexington Barbecue Festival the official barbecue festival of North Carolina.
That is the plan of House Bill DRH50012-LG-3A
For those who have not yet had the misfortune of having lexington BBQ, it goes like this. Take a good and proper NC BBQ sauce, now add enough sugar to turn the it into an ice cream topping. Serve over chopped barbecued pork shoulders. Garnish with Type 2 diabetes.
Apparently a powerful Lexington bubba lobbiest group is at work enticing our state's lawmakers with promises of a pig guaranteed to put the "hawg" in Groundhog day. Based on the intelligence I have gathered in reguards to the investigation into the three bullet holes in my home I have learned that a crack team of Lexington Stormtroopers are at this very moment prepairing to make sure that Punxsutawney Phil's last appearance is today.
We must stop this bill, not only to protect our fine state from being a laughing stock over trying to make a pig a February 2nd weatherman, but to preserve the balance of Eastern NC VS Western NC barbecue (or Porkcicle as it is refered to in Greensboro). As for Punxsutawney Phill, stay low brother, we haven't had a good snow yet.
Comments
Oh, hhhhell no! Lexington the barbecue capital of the world? We've got to raise up on this one. However, I think this one might get shot down, because I have it on good authority that the Pro Temp for the NC Senate(Basnight, Dare Co., http://www.ncga.state.nc.us/Senate/Senate.html ) is an Eastern Barbecue lover.
Posted by: Jeffrey | February 2, 2005 5:04 PM
Am I the only one scard that a state legislative party is quibbling over BBQ....
I know there are more important matters out there.
Posted by: Stacy | February 7, 2005 1:44 PM
Hmmmmmm... and you wonder why you have bullet holes in your home? I'd expect a few more now that you've made this post. If you weren't a friend, and someone I know is prone to crazy talk that he doesn't really mean... I might have to even pass the article around Lexington myself... but I think they'll find it on their own... yes I do.
Jay
ps: :)
Posted by: Jay | February 11, 2005 2:55 PM