Roomba, where have you been all my life?
Roomba is good.
No, Roomba is better than good. Roomba is the greatest thing ever and then some. Roomba only wants two things.
1. Roomba wants to vaccuum your floor.
2. Roomba wants you to pick up behind yourself.
Roomba made us realize that for the past five years of our marriage we were nothing more than a pair of bachlor college students. If there had been delievery food available to us, there would be delievery food boxes all mixed with the clutter of papers, magazines, empty cans, and other assorted trash. But Roomba saved us from all of that. Roomba in one week turned us into a pair of married responsible adults capable of having a house and raising a family. Thank you Roomba!
I told my parents about Roomba. My father is retired, and my mother is close. I told them about how amazingly amazing Roomba was. The next day the bought a Roomba and now one week later they know and understand the joy and possibility that Roomba has brought into our home and our lives.
Thank you Roomba!
If you do not have a Roomba yet. Get a Roomba. Once you get a Roomba you will know that I am not exagerating. Of the great inventions of the household, electricity, running water, toilots, the telephone, the stove, the refrigerator, the dishwasher, you can now add Roomba to this list.
Thank you Roomba!
