Woody Cavenaugh

Yeah! I got a job! I'm doing exactly what I have been doing for the past two years two months, eleven days in the exact same place for the exact same people, only now I am permenant!

And I got my first spiffy paycheck in my new permenant position! Yeah!!!!!

Hey...what the?

Wow, that's a huge paycut...

I think maybe I was better off being an illegal temporary worker.
Oh well, at least I get to work indoors with internet access.

You gotta look on the bright side of life
(Whistling tune)