Woody Cavenaugh

I see you received my letter, and I appreciate you taking the time to think about me. I can tell that though you and I don't exactly see eye to eye when it comes to my level of goodness, you at least acknowledged that I was putting forth a very strong effort towards being good. I figure if you can admit that I am at least trying to be good, than I can put forth (or fifth) the effort to stay good in 2006.

To that effort I am letting you know here first my intended news years resolutions for the year. This gives both you and I a checklist to go by at years end.

1. I will not kill anyone.
2. I will not do anything that causes my mother to see me on the six O' clock news.
3. I will learn to play the fiddle.
3. a. I will get a fiddle.
3. b. At no time will I sit in a burning building while playing the fiddle.
3. c. I will not learn to play the world's smallest fiddle.
4. I will continue to eat right and exercise just like always.
5. I will not vote for anyone accepting bribes from organized criminals lobbiest.
6. I will not return fire on those who shoot my house.
7. I will not let the ninja's win.
8. I will read at least two books this year. Radical Evolution and Misquoting Jesus, both I conveniently got for Christmas this year.
9. I will continue on with my hobby at the University until at least one of my careers starts to pay money.
10. I will try to be good.

Thank you for your time, patience, and generosity,
Woody