Woody Cavenaugh

Sara told me that if I acknowledged the fact that I was born she would give me a fiddle. Well, I did acknowledge it and all she gave me was her cold. How is that even fair? That's what I want to know. I have had to miss work and everything. While at home I thought maybe I would try to learn the guitar. The first string broke.

I think this is not only one sign, but two.

Now, if you will all excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom and cough up a lung.