Woody Cavenaugh

It was another quiet holiday in the Cavenaugh house. Sara was so worked up over not having done anything for me for any of the February holidays, I was tempted to hide the card and present I got for her. I didn't though! I like giving Sara gifts. If she hates not getting me anything she can either get over it, or pony up with the goods.

This year I got Sara a genuine muppet fur blanket. It is warm and snuggley! I do have an aquaintence who will probably cry for a full day over the perceived senseless slaughter of innocent muppets. It wasn't senseless. I wanted a muppet skin blanket, muppets had to die, that's the circle of life.

Jim says that his lovely daughter enjoys pulling my chain in fencing class. Can you believe that?? Personally I am really excited. That means its on! I enjoy teasing those students who I know are OK with it. Knowing that one of them is gunning for me just means that I am free to employ a larger arsonal. Oh the fun! It will be like giving Dick Cheny a shotgun in a petting zoo!