Cardinals Football Update: Tank's Story
Just the title is probably more information than she would want to let out, but for my audience I will gladly risk life and limb to bring to you the latest from the Carolina Cardinals Semi-Pro Women's Football bullpen.
Practices are happening, and so far it is looking good. Just the general expected soreness and a renewed committment to excellence by our very own Sara. Well...the Cardinal formarly known as Sara. Practices weather permitting continue to take place Saturday and Sunday. Strength, and conditioning workouts are now Monday, Wednesday, and Fridays. Hot baths in the garden tub with epsom salts take place shortly thereafter back at the house. Know friends that I will not rest until a teammate during a home game ask Sara, "Is THAT your husband?" and the reply she receives is, "No, I've never seen that man before in my life."
Fencing, like golf and tennis requires an audience to show a great deal of restraint. In football, all bets are off. The only rules seem to be:
1. Fit in your designated seat.
2. Don't hurt anyone or yourself.
3. Don't break any laws.
3. a. that includes keeping your pants on.
3. b. yes, that means you too.
Beyond that, its nothing but blue sky and a wild imagination. Currently I am working on how to create a safe and legal way to make a "BOOM" (or boom like noise). Once I accomplish that, I will find a way to mount it to an old football helmet. Finally, it must be red.
