Woody Cavenaugh

For some time I have been trying to think of some way to be a Carolina-Cardinal superfan in honor of my dear sweet wife who opted to join the team and beat the p-mortal stuffing out of others from the front line. Since she is being called Tank by her teammates I first had this vision in red of a football helmet modified to resemble a military tank. The problem was making the gun make firing noises without endangering myself or others, or breaking any possible law's.

I was wrong. That isn't the way I want to go at all. My problem was that I wasn't taking into account that I teach Fencing at The Downtown Fencing Club. Once I put one and one together it became so obvious what I must do.

I shall be the first of the Cardinal's Guards. I ask you, what could be more perfect?
1. Red? Check!
2. Related to Cardinal? Check!
3. Related to Fencing? Check!
4. Able to allow others to join in the fun? Check!

Best of all, I have talented friends who can help me pull it all together, and likely join in the fun! What can't be made can be bought or borrowed.

Life is good. All I have to do is get it ready for the first home preseason game April 15th.