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Beard to End Saturday

Ten or so years ago I had the need to don psycho repellent. I traded vanity for gluttony, added 120 pounds, grew a beard and long hair. A couple of years ago I gave my hair to charity. Recently it occured to me that as well as the psycho repellent worked, (toowell some would argue) I don't need it anymore. Thus, I am trading gluttony back in for some proper vanity, I am 40 pounds into the 120, and the beard is just going to have to go.

Thing is, Sara has never seen me without a beard. That could make April a very interresting month.

If I look half this good I'm going to have to take vacation time in front of the mirror.

If I discover that I'm not to die for under the fuzz, I'll just have to take some vacation time to get sloshed while I grow the beard back.

Comments

*does his best Billy Crystal*

Le'me tell you sun'sing, Woody. You 'rook mahvahlus. Do you know that?

*ahem*

Clearly Mario is a enlightened being. :)

Hmm. I sometimes meditate over a small body of water, if that's what you mean. Heh.

Well? What do you think? Did you do it?

Hang in there Woody, I'll continue to stop by from time to time to see how your doing and give encouragement. Can't wait to see a slim trim Woody without a beard! and dressed in a little bit of spandex with all those gorgeous new "workout muscles" showing off their stuff!

Hey! Old Broads still like to look ya' know!

Good job with the first 40. Stick with it, and you'll take off the rest.

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