Woody Cavenaugh

I am glad I am not the sort of guy to be bothered by things like this. Since I have shaved the number of people who accidentally call me "ma'am" has risen sharply. When I had a beard only maybe one person a year would absently mistake me for a woman. (Woman what, I wonder?) Since I have shaved that number has jumped to at least once a week.

I wonder what the cause is, my sexy shape, my keen fashion sense and great hair? When we find out what it is exactly we need to bottle it and sell it to women who look like men (not by choice). On the other hand it could be used in college pranks to make those women that want to look like men temporarily look like women. It could also be used in fraturnity hazings, sometimes making a guy wear a bra an panty hose in public just isn't enough.

Woah! I'll bet I could make a fortune off of that stuff selling it exclusively to cross dressers! I have to get to work on this little side project right away. Maybe I can call it "Woody's Womanness" or something.