Woody Cavenaugh

I always thought it would be idiot politicians, or stupid drivers that lead to me ending up on the six O'clock news in spite of my promise to my mother. I have to add one to the list. Microsofuckint Project is now on my list. I'm not the type of guy who studies the bible or goes to church every Sunday to have someone else's interpretation of the bible force fed to me, but I can take it on faith that god didn't grant man the ability to create software for the purpose of pissing man off. (Although some would argue that there is ample evidence for this.)

This is a test. I have to remind myself that this is a test. It is a test of my patience and forgiveness. I must not break things, I must not throw things, I must not go to any meetings this morning, I must not throw heavy things out of my office window. However, it is comforting to know that thanks to Barry at Leons on Tate Street yesterday my hair looks OUTSTANDING! So, if I fail this test, I can smile knowing that I will have great hair on TV later this evening. Actually, I'm looking pretty fabulous today so if I do intend to break my promise to my mother, today would be the best day to do it.

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