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Starvation has never belched so good

Starvation is an exageration of course. I'm just making a lifestyle change to avoid eating whole fried chickens as a meal. But in watching and tracking what I eat and making choices that optimize maximum effect, some of my meals end up being small and uninteresting. Food is becomming fuel and not a pastime, which is as it should be, but may run counter to my dearly departed grandfather's wisdom. "What you get out of life is what you eat." I am also taking supplements that help cover the spots where I might not be getting enough stuff.

Those supplements done correctly can make up for a lack of passtime and pleasure with food.

For instance, for lunch I had a smallish meal that featured a boiled egg. Early afternoon, I take my suppliments.

Mid afternoon, little belch no doubt caused by the egg, so quiet no one would hear. Wow, lunch sure was delicious. Mmmmmm....grilled garlic salmon steak....
Wait? What??? Why do I taste gormet food?
Oh! Right! Two garlic tablets and three fish oil softgels.

Dietarily speaking Its like cheating on my wife with a swimsuit model.
All the excitement none of the substance. What's even better is there is no guilt, and I don't get my butt kicked when my wife finds out. Also, I can actually get fish oil, and garlic! I wonder if there is a basel supliment, and a beef oil softgel? If you are going to sin, sin big. :)

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