Woody Cavenaugh

Spell check, please Woody for the love of god today's post is hardly legible. Or perhaps it was all the pronouns. Most days... I love reading your posts. Today, I have to file a complaint because I had to read your post three times just to extract the meaning. Here, I'll help you out. Copy and paste below. Don't worry about posting my comment. By the way, I love you.

Of course, that title is so self-evident that even I am going to stop for a moment of, "DUH!"

There, I feel better. The Westboro Church of Idiot Children blackmailed the state of Pennsylvania into a deal whereby they leave the Amish alone in exchange for an hour of time to pollute the airwaves. Though they got their deal, the Church still says that the Amish got what was comming to them. The logic seems to be, 'If something bad happens to you, then you deserved it and it is god's will.'

OK. So, if I stub my toe on the corner of the bed and shout something like, "gosh darn it", their reply would be, "he already did sinner."

Fair enough. So by that logic all someone has to do is strap on a TNT vest and go to Westboro Baptist some Sunday with the intent of meeting god, and bringing friends. If this happens then the congregation all had it coming to them, so it's fine.

I guess then the bomber would be a Hero in their eyes. (Those that still had eyes of course; we can assume the rest would be taking an eternal bath of fire.)

By that logic, does that imply that murderers on death row are all martyrs of Westboro Baptist? I wonder if Charles Manson then is a candidate for Westboro Baptist Sainthood?

While all of this is just my humble opinion based on the information I've gathered and processed in the past ten minutes or so, it sounds to me like that would make them a nutjob cult or something. I mean, why would any sane person or group pick on the Amish anyway?

Make sure I took an "m" out of coming. I think I left comming. I meant to change it but was distracted. By the way, I still love you.