Pitulations on my upcomming anniversary
The car ride home late last night.
Sara: We've been in a relationship of some kind for almost ten years now. You are my longest relationship.
Woody: Yep, the end of the month marks our one and three quarter anniversary, we will have been married seven years.
Sara: I don't know wether to say congratulations or pity you.
Woody: I was just thinking that exact same thing. I did note with some irony that just a couple of weeks away from seven years married and I had to sleep on the couch last night.
Sara: Congratulatiy! Congratulatity? I'm thinking a mix of congratulations and pitty.
Woody: Congratulatity sounds like some kind of pocket dog rich girls carry in handbags.
Sara: How about "Pitulations"? (note: Pronounced pid-u-lations)
Woody: I like it. I get this mental image of a pitulation ceremony where the married couple beat each other with birds, like maybe ducks or pidgeons or something.
Sara: Are the ducks dead or alive?
Woody: First one, than the other?
Sara: You mean we get to beat each other with dead ducks until the birds come back to life? Cool! I want to do that!
Woody: Or maybe its the other way around.
Sara: Pitulations honey.
Woody: Pitulations to you too.
Comments
Pitulations to you both. :) I want to be at that ceremony, k?
Posted by: Becky | February 8, 2007 9:26 PM