Woody Cavenaugh

You've heard the news about The McMissile incident.

VA law says that any object (including a McDonalds cup) that flies under any power (including being thrown) is a missile attack and punishible by law.

So this poor woman is facing 2 years in the pokey for littering in someone's general direction.

How lame is that?

My advice when traveling in Virginia: If you feel the urge to toss your empties at some idiot in a fit of road rage, don't. It isn't worth it. Instead use an RPG (available on the black market), a pipe bomb (available in your garage), or at the very least hurl a brick. If you are going to do the time anyway, you may as well earn it, instead of ending up a joke on the letterman show.

Don't make a mockery of the law, make the law mean something, and break it right.