Thank you iphone owners everywhere
With the amazingly successful release of the spectacular new level of technology and geekdom known as the iphone, I am left basking in new found fortune. I thank you proud iphone owners each and every one. Were it not for you kicking out five and six hundred dollars for the coolest phone on the planet, the second coolest phone on the planet would never have dropped into the range of affordable to me. Plus, by the time that iphone generation two has dropped in price to the point I could afford it, it will be time to upgrade again anyway.
I have been assimilated. I am now of the Blackberry clan. I not only own a Curve, but I have in one purchase eliminated all of the gear I was having to carry around in a ThinkGeek Gadget Hip Holster. But don't worry, the Curve fits very snuggly in the pockets provided by my previous ThinkGeek purchase. I no longer have to carry a phone, camera, mp3 player, and reader. The Curve does it all, and more.
Finally, the interwebs are mine, if only as fast as the edge network allows, it still feels faster than dial up. And yeah, I can chat in the car while Sara drives. Cool...
So have a drink iphone owners and smile smuggly at yourselves in the pub mirror while you impress the people around you with your iphones. You've made me a very happy monkey too.
