Save the Humans
Recently in the mail we received a request for money from an animal rights organization that was pushing the "spay and neuter the animals" line. While I know that their hearts are in the right place, indeed none of our animals can breed, even the purebred. The problem was their word choice.
I read their letter again and where it said "pet" I substituted "person", where it said "spay" I said "hysterectomy, where it said, "neuter" I said "castrate". You can imagine how horrified I was by the end of the letter. I was holding my nards in one hand and the letter in my shaking other hand.
These are some bloodthirsty sex crazed folks who want to do unspeakable things... for a good cause.
I'm not saying they are wrong, I'm saying that they are perhaps on to something.
A boy and a girl drop out of high school because she gets pregnant (he may or may not be the father). Both get low paying entry level jobs to pay for the baby. Pretty soon since the only fun thing they can do that doesn't cost money is practice procreation they have a whole house full of youngens. This passel of little ones have little hope for a college education and probably have a substandard public education. The cycle repeats. Lets say that the drop outs above have four children, and those four have four of their own. Within three generations the original two have spawned 64 fast food workers!!! Just two drop outs in only three generations!!!
Please spay and neuter your drop outs so this doesn't happen to you! The world can only support so many fast food chains before the food chain is disrupted leading to mass unemployment and hunger!!!
It takes $2000 to neuter a human and $7000 for a hysterectomy. Please give now to the Save the Humans fund so we can stop the rampant birth of unwanted humans who will face abuse, starvation, and cruelties beyond imagination.
