Celebrity Endorsements
As I was enjoying the rich full bodied taste of a cup of Newman's Own coffee it occurred to me that if a successful actor could do good works with a line of foodstuffs, the modern crop of wanna be's and has beens could at least pay their bills with clever marketing and the right product.
I remember a series of breakfast cereals all around a monster theme. Count Chocula, Boo Berry, and Frankenberry. Well, why not a series of breakfast cereals around the current crop of failed ingenues like Britney, Nichole, Paris and Jessica. You could put their pictures on the box and call them Breakfast Ho's.
