It all starts with a pot of beans.
Dudes, I'm bushed. As the official designated driver at last night's hoo ha courtesy of Cam and Steve I had fun of a different sort. I might even be the only person to remember the details, so I am free to make stuff as I see fit. That's fun!
Also fun, (eventually) was karaoke games until the wee hours of the AM. I am not the star player, usually I fight for the position of not last. Playing karaoke games with the handicap of having to be sober bites. When you're drinking, you are more relaxed and you feel you are better than you actually are. That boost to your confidence actually makes you better than you actually would be sober.
I was bad, I was not an American Idol, I knew I was not an American Idol, and that made me worse. Because I was sober I knew it. The only plus side was that since everyone else was drunk they didn't really realize how bad I really was. Game after game I was dead last the the only one who cared was me. I suspect that has more to do with the fact that none of THEM held the position of sucks worst.
So, Sara and I get back to the leaking submarine we have to call home at 4:30am, and I started the black eyed peas in the crock pot. I love crock pots, I love the way I can sleep through the cooking part. Sara got me up at about 9:30 this morning, we have work tomorrow and we need to get back into a normal sleep rhythm.
Happy new year gang! Don't forget to eat your beans. Also remember this important entertainment tip from me. Being designated driver means that when someone's had too much to drink and gets free and easy with their clothing, you not only get to see it, you get to remember it too. :)
