Children Only Eat Pizza
In the past two days I have eaten more pizza than I would eat in a normal month. I have determined that children only eat pizza.
Me: "What would you like to eat?"
Niece: "I don't know, what do you have."
Me: "Well, we have hot dogs, and sausage dogs, and peaches, and pizza"
Niece: "Pizza."
Me: "and steak, and shrimp, and beef tenderloin medallions that I can braise in a light port wine sauce and serve over polinta with a side of sauted summer vegetables.
Niece: "Pizza."
Me: "Its pretty cheap pizza."
Niece: "Pizza."
Me: "It has vegetables."
Niece: "I can pick it off"
Me: "Anchovies"
Niece: "Gross! I can definitely pick it off."
So we had pizza...again...It was peperoni.
Before this week is over, I'm serving chicken curry. If necessary I'll pour the curry sauce down her gullet. It will be fun!



