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January 9, 2009

Cavenaugh Family Upgrade


Cavenaugh Family Upgrade

In October 1999 I purchased a five acre wooded lot with a 1000 square foot trailer on it. It was important to me to have a home before I got married. Granted it was a trailer, but our master plan was to build a house on the lot. February 29th 2000 I was married. Next step for the wife and I, build a house. This step is now complete. Cavenaugh Keep is now upgraded to a solid 2.0 Time to begin a new project. By the way, version 2.5 is in the planning stages and will take shape as a low priority project over the coming years. I'm thinking "Great Hall" as my inspiration.


At a dinner party recently I used my special "dink powers" to predict the future of several friend's children. Or at least those which I had spent any kind of time with anyway. Annie will be the first Czarina of America, she rules as fairly as she can, but no one can keep everyone happy all the time. She deals with unrest firmly, decisively and with finality. Her brother Jake using some of the wealth of his sister, goes on a quest to right wrongs as a mysterious "Batman" like vigilante figure. Often his quest puts him at odds with his sister, who never learns he's the occasional costumed thorn in her regal side. Will, forever striving to develop his seemly limitless potential, uses wealth he amassed in robotics development to buy the Real Doll company lock stock and barrel. One year later he unveils the Fembot Mk-1 to a hungry market. With the unbelievable success of the Fembot Mk-1 in the market place he secretly continues development for other purposes. By the time he perfects his Mk-4 he realizes he is ready to finally get revenge on all those who tormented him in his youth using a perfect robotic assassin corp. Though he and Jake battle many times over their lifetime, neither ever learns the identity of the other. Oakel meanwhile dons the silk pajamas of power becoming the next Hugh Hefner. No Fembot ever crosses the Playboy Mansion's threshold...so far as he knows.

And with that I have spoken my last, my scepter of Dinkdom smashed asunder forever, for there is a new Cavenaugh under construction. Its completion date estimated to be August 4th when a Leo Earth Ox is slated to enter a short validation cycle and after testing by doctors will go strait into production.





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