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October 25, 2009

The Year in Review

It has been a very busy year. All of the events that lead to the past three hundred and sixty-five days kicked off three hundred sixty-six and three hundred sixty-seven days ago.

367 Days ago, my father went to the doctor, they exchanged pleasantries, and I assume there was some other small talk, then to doctor told him he was dying.

366 Days ago, it just so happened that I was on a regular visit home. I was excited to tell my family that Sara and I were house sitting in Greensboro until our little house in the woods could be built. I brought pictures and everything. Dad mentioned going to the doctor and the fact that he had some related news to share with me. He shared it and I listened as stoic as a Cavenaugh. We Cavenaugh's pride ourselves on never showing our pain, its fine to laugh, but that's the start and finish of a very short list of emotions we are encouraged to show in public.

365 Days ago sitting in his recliner he made the transition from solid to aether. My job as a child is to lend support to my parents. As an only child this means that the job is a 24/7 enterprise. Having no downtime, I made the call to Sara who was in Texas for an IWFL Delegate conference. We learned that according to the flight insurance you probably bought with your last ticket "dying is a pre-existing condition". So's living corporate bastards. When the revolution comes I'll be the one who puts your back to the wall. But that is the subject of another sweet sweet blog entry to come.

The delegates of the iwfl came together and got Sara on a flight home in quick fashion. She arrived at a good time, I was still as stoic as would make my ancestors proud, but I'd need help to maintain it, and I'd come to a decision as well. I asked for a child, and she agreed to it.

January first started a reassignment for me at work, I would be administrating a Google Apps for Education suite. It was the coolest job ever. And that's coming from a guy who helped build a PMO from the ground up.

Thirty eight weeks after the death of my dad we were able to move into our new house.

Forty two weeks after the death of my dad Fiona was born.

A few weeks ago my 88 year old grandmother falls breaking her hip. My mother and her siblings pull together and have been giving their mother round the clock care ever since.

A week or two ago I learned that someone else would be taking over as the Google Apps for Education administrator. They swore that it had nothing to do with my performance. They said I was excellent at it. My new duties in my new group will be packaging Mac images to work with our shiny new Active Directory lifestyle. My clients who have been undeserved for years are about what one imagines when you say Mac Bigot. I was probably chosen for the job because I'm very comfortable as a Mac user and I'm just as mentally ill as my clients are, but I'm twice as violent. <-- This would be a joke. My clients aren't "really" that mentally ill.

Today I learn that my grandmother has picked up pneumonia which isn't doing her diminishing mental acuity any favors. On the Sunday morning phone call with mom, in between me telling her how well the baby travels, and her telling me how poorly grandmother is doing she asked me if I knew what today was.

"Yes mom, I know what today is."

That was all that was said on the matter. The rest of the conversation turned to her hoping she could visit while I was out on paternity leave. Neither of us had to say it, but we both knew that their was only one way that was going to happen.

One year.
One death.
One Life.
One house.
Three assignments.
Seven transitions.

October 24, 2009

The Transition to Paternity Leave

The circumstances that bring me to Round Rock Texas to begin my transition into paternity leave parenthood are complex, so I'll sum it up quickly. IWFL Football.

There, now that this is out of the way, we can talk about how I'm doing so far in the Dad roll and how Fiona's doing with me filling in as Not the Mommy. To sum up, "so far, so good".

I've heard a lot of advice about traveling with babies, around half of the advice is "don't do it". Well, we did it and it's been great. Babies haven't picked up all of our bad habits. Babies do what their biology tells them and little more. Everything rises and falls in a nice even natural cycle, feed, poop, sleep, repeat. Every two hours we have to stop to diaper, feed, burp, and play. It takes about a half hour and we're off again.

Without the baby we would have ignored our natural harmonious cycles. It would have gone something like this. "Yeah I gotta pee, but I really want to stop at the Flying J because in 2006 they had fried chicken gizzards and that was the last time I had gizzards and I really want to munch on a pound of gizzards while I'm driving, so I'm not stopping until I can stop at a Flying J." Most of that drive would have been really uncomfortable.

Traveling with a baby means that sure you might not get gizzards at this stop, but look around. They might have alligator jerky. I did see alligator jerky at a stop and I almost bought a half pound bag for Mark. It was a little pricey though.

Another thing that has helped this drive is technology. We now own a Magellan GPS (we call her Madge). This means never having to stop for directions if we take a wrong turn. Come to think of it, having a GPS means never having to accidentally take a wrong turn. Nice!

Other handy sanity and bladder saving technologies that have come out are the modern energy drink. In the old days we had two choices, Jolt Cola or coffee and we liked it that way (damned kids). Now thanks to modern marvels like Five Hour Energy Drink, we can get the boost we need to keep the wheels rolling, without having to drink so much. What used to be 20 ounces, has now been condensed down to two. In theory one could drive a long time without having to take a nature break at that rate. Of course, I'm driving with a baby so I have my five hour energy drink WITH my coffee, I know that in two hours she'll have to stop, and so will I.

Babies make road trips better!

However, traveling with a baby means that you'd better have room for the extra bags. When I travel I keep two bags, one for clothing and one for technology. Sara is the same. The baby requires the Dad Bag, the Pumping Bag, Baby's clothing bag, the Extra disposables bag, the stroller and the Pack and Play. There might be room for a second car seat, but there is not room for the extra baby baggage!

Holy crap! If I have a second child, I can justify an RV! SWEET!!!

Yeah, that was the second end of entry punch line there. Just when I think I'm going to end this thing, I realize that I haven't gotten back to the point yet.

While Sara is doing delegate duties for The Phoenix, I'm in the hotel room with Fiona, where for the first time in her very short life there are periods of time with no mommy in them. I judge my skills as a father by how traumatized she is by this fact. So far, we are going on three to four hour burst with no momma around. So far Fiona's been aware but nonplussed by this fact. See there, I'm a good dad- at least in these closed, controlled experiments. If Sara can return to work for nine hours and Fiona can stay at home happy and moderately well adjusted then and only then will I be successful in the role Dad Man.

Get her through college with a minimum of tattoo's and piercings into a descent paying job that brings her joy and then and only then will I TRULY be a successful Dad Man eligible for dying happily as an old man surrounded by a whole passel of grand-kids. What? I'm not allowed to plan ahead?




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