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Why the Music Industry's in the Crapper

Found on Slashdot, an automatic voice processor that can make anyone sing perfectly on key, even in concerts!

Yes, YOU can be a mechanically processed pop singer too! Before and after, listen to what this technology can do to your voice!

None of this natural voice stuff! Sound pitch-perfect, all the time! Now all you have to do to be a Pop Star is look pretty and have a solid marketing team!

Voice altering technology. Because the only place consumers want imperfect vocals is in their showers.


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