Why the Music Industry's in the Crapper
Found on Slashdot, an automatic voice processor that can make anyone sing perfectly on key, even in concerts!
Yes, YOU can be a mechanically processed pop singer too! Before and after, listen to what this technology can do to your voice!
None of this natural voice stuff! Sound pitch-perfect, all the time! Now all you have to do to be a Pop Star is look pretty and have a solid marketing team!
Voice altering technology. Because the only place consumers want imperfect vocals is in their showers.