"From the people who brought you If it's paper, a store for all your end-of-the-world needs. A place for do-it-yourself nuclear fallout shelters, gas masks, locust repellant(bulk quantities available), and catholic indulgences(end-of-world delivery available from DHL). Whatever you apocalyptic need, IF IT'S ARMAGEDDON has it.
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"This is a true story..."
[zoom in past typical "Real World pad" set in the desert, to a bombed-out hotel]
"of 12 suicide bombers..."
[quick montage of members, one confused member waves to camera as if he didn't know what else to do.]
"each from a different islamic sect. Forced to live together..."
[shows one entering the room to find another already taking the top bunk, all the closet and drawer space. two women in black and blue burqas fighting over medicine cabinet space]
"in the same apartment until their orders are given."
[member opens his mailbox to find a Publishers Clearinghouse sweepstakes letter. Clenches it tightly in his fist, face streaked with anger.]
"What happens when people stop being nice..."
[member interrupts group meeting, vested and armed, trigger in hand. "I hope you're ready for Allah!, because if I don't have my _______ by the time I count to 10, all of us have an 8:30 appt. with him!]
"And start being real? THE REAL WORLD: MIDDLE EAST!"
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Posted by Jeffrey at October 26, 2004 8:41 AM