Just a Few More Minutes

The Hutton Inquiry into the death of Dr. David Kelly has just been delivered. It pretty much exonerates Tony Blair of "sexing up" the evidence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and also meant the resignation of the BBC chairman.

On a whim, I checked out the Hutton Inquiry, and was stopped dead in the first paragraph of the first passage:

Lord Falconer further requested me to deliver my report to him.

"Lord Falconer."

You know, sometimes I envy the British. I've been wracking my brain to find a similarly cool, Dark Jedi or supervillain-like name in government. They have Lord Falconer. We have Arnold Schwarzenegger. It's just not fair.